40 Days & 40 Nights

Another older movie that I had already seen. But anything with Shannyn Sossamon is worth watching a second time.

Super Troopers

Shortly after this movie came out, I heard how funny it was. When it came out on DVD, I borrowed it from a friend to see what the fuss was about.

I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes. I had to turn it off... it was so FUCKING STUPID. Maybe I just don't get American slapstick, but I just couldn't do it.

Since then, countless people have told me to give it a second chance. I insisted that I would not, and the thought of trying put strain on my already depleting brain cells.

But I did. I gave it a other go. And it still sucks. Sorry.

Shooting Livien

Huh. Who thought the doe-eyed pretty boy from Roswell can actually act.

I had never heard of this movie before I sat down to watch it, and that's a damn shame. It's a good movie. Really good in fact. And Jason Behr was really, really strong in it. Had he not been, this movie could have been really ugly, but instead was beautiful, smart and slightly disturbing.

Bridge to Terabithia

I never read the book.

Maybe if I had, I would have known that this movie was horribly fucking depressing.

Someone should have warned me.

300

Totally bloody fucking brilliant.

Cursed

Two words: Scott Baio

The Devil's Rejects

Fuck Yeah!

Freebird!!

XX/XY

Mmmm... Mark Ruffalo's butt.

Ong Bak

Tony Jaa just wanted a little head, but then again, don't we all? *snicker*

This movie was oodles of cheesy Muay Thai fun!

Transformers

Sorry. Didn't like it. Walked out actually. Pretty CGI does not a good movie make. Between the rampant product placement, the poor writing and a script holier than the pope, I just couldn't take it. Not all the explosions in the world could have kept me in my seat.

The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi

Man, I wished I would have taped this!

Fucking great!

I do love me some martial arts movies. This one was really good, with the perfect mix of action, humor, and story. I just wished the version I'd seen wasn't the dubbed version. Oh well, wasn't the worst dubbing I've ever heard.

Double Review: Beauty Shop and Last Holiday

Huh. Yeah, I wouldn't think that I would have watched these movies either. But not only did I watch them - I enjoyed them. Both of them.

Don't get me wrong, both had plot flaws and were a bit hokey at times, but there are certainly worse movies out there right now, and the fact of the matter is, Queen Latifah is one of the most watchable stars in Hollyweird right now. Her performances come with absolutely no pretension, and she is so likable, when she's on the screen, it's almost impossible to look away.

And both of these movies are... sweet. And usually I wouldn't use that word as a compliment, but in today's world of "torture porn" movies like Captivity and Hostel 2, it's nice to see a movie that's, well, nice.

The one thing I can't figure out is why Halle Berry has an Oscar and Queen doesn't. I mean, seriously? The performance that won her that award wasn't that good, and even if it was, it should have been revoked after Catwoman. But mark my words... she'll get that Oscar, even if it takes of few more years of making safe movies.

Pan's Labyrinth

Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

But do not be fooled... this is NOT a fairytale for kids.

Suspect Zero

I do love a good thriller, unfortunately most thrillers are cheesy and poorly written, or just too predictable.

This movie, however, IS one of the good ones. Aaron Eckhart and Carrie-Anne Moss are well cast as FBI agents, but [as to be expected] Sir Ben Kingsley is really the star of this movie. Sir Ben rocks a whole bunch. I'm not going to say anything else because Blogger has yet to get with the program and implement spoiler tags.

The Weatherman

Another movie that was kinda "eh". I could go either way.

* After thinking about this movie the rest of the night and the next morning, I've decided to mark this review as "pending" until I can give this movie a second go. I think if I watch it again, I'll get more out of it.

Last Days of Disco

Eh. It was entertaining, but poorly written and really predictable. I certainly wouldn't go out of my way.

Sin City

Yeah, yeah... this isn't exactly a new movie, nor is it really news that this movie fucking kicks major ass, and is one of (if not THE) best comic book movies of all time. But I finally obtained a copy for my collection (I don't know why it took me so long) and watched it again last night and again I'm in fucking awe of this movie. I can't wait for the sequel!!

Down In The Valley

Because of the type of movie this is, you pretty much know how it's going to play out right from the start, but that doesn't make the journey any less haunting. Edward Norton is one of the most talented actors in Hollywood, and proves his acting chops yet again with a sympathetic portrayal of Harlan, a lost urban cowboy who is looking for love in all the wrong places. Actually, all the actors in this movie do a stellar job. Everything from the direction to the soundtrack hits all the right notes... this is a true gem of a movie and I'm honored to have seen it.

Grandma's Boy

File under: great stoner movies with nerdy video game humor.

The Break Up

Could it be? Could it possibly be? A romantic comedy with huge stars (actually way more than you'd think - the cameos are spectacular!) that is ACTUALLY FUNNY AND TRUE TO LIFE!?

Actually, it's because it's so true to life that makes it so funny. That first argument in the beginning of the movie (the "break-up" if you will) was so hilarious because it shows exactly how men and women argue, and they'll never really 'get' each other. The lemon thing nailed it. I might have to own this movie just because it is the exception, not the rule, when it comes to this genre.

Mission Impossible 3

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE Tom Cruise. With that being said, this movie wasn't half bad. In fact it wouldn't be half bad at all if it hadn't been Tom Cruise. Damn you Xenu. Damn you straight to hell.

In the Blue

Yeeeeah... too busy staring at this to notice if the movie had an actual plot. But my best guess would be no.

Red Eye

Wow... that was so NOT scary. Even with Cillian Murphy, who is naturally creepy as fuck.

Suicide Kings

I'd seen this movie before, but I'd really forgotten how good it was. A cast full of talented young actors (most of whom are sorely under used) and Christopher Walken at his Christopher Walken best. And the ending kicks all sorts of ass.

Garfield: Tale of Two Kitties

I really enjoyed this movie. Then again... I was really, really baked.

Crazy/Beautiful

Though I've seen this movie before, I decided to watch it again when I caught it on the tele. I really like this film, and I like Kirsten Dunst. Its a sharp contrast to the other films that came out around this time... the stupid teen movies that do nothing but lower the adolescent IQ and get them to drink Cokes and shop at the Gap. I wish the ending was a little different though. Not so... um, yeah.

The Amityville Curse (1990)

I'm confused. Was this movie supposed to be scary or funny? Because it really isn't either. And for some reason, all the characters were popping all sorts of painkillers throughout the movie which really had no point in the movie whatsoever. Unless I missed it. Just like the enjoyment in this film.

Marie Antoinette

I read a lot of poor reviews when this movie first came out, and frankly, I think those people are smoking something they shouldn't be. This movie is brilliant. Not only is it a wonderfully sinful piece of eye candy, but it tells the story of a woman who was thrust into the limelight as a young girl, much like the young celebrities of today, and fell from grace because of it. Brilliant I tell you. Simply brilliant.

Sophia is poised to be one of the best directors of her generation.

Purple Rain

I always heard what a great '80's movie this was, and I just never got around to seeing it. Well, yesterday, I finally caught it on UPN (YOUR urban movie network) and I have to say... I just don't get it. I don't get Prince's appeal as a sort-of man and he'd certainly make a hideous woman, so yeah, I just don't get it. He's kinda... ewwww...

Gigli

Hahahaha... yes, it really is as bad as they say (and not in the good way), and no, I didn't pay to rent this movie.

Eragon

Fucking horrible... twinks and dragons and one of the worst scripts ever to make it to the big screen. Pure cheese. I sure hope the book wasn't this bad. Shame too because it's actually a really nice looking film.

Mrs. Brown

I don't know how I missed this when it came out, but I'm glad I got around to seeing it. How I love a dreary period piece! And no, that's not sarcasm. And Dame Judi Dench is the bomb. I wonder if she'd be interested in adopting a 30 year old American with tattoos and dreadlocks.

March of the Penguins

Really sweet. Best movie of the year.... not even close. But good all the same.

Awww...

Mark Ruffalo was on Craig Ferguson last night. He was all nervous and kept wringing his hand. It was so cute I could almost die. Oh, the things I'd do to that man...

(Hey. It's my blog. I'll gush if I want to!)

Hard Cash

One of those great straight to video movies that they play on UPN on a Saturday afternoon. Starring Val Kilmer, Christian Slater, and VERN TROYER! Absolute trash. I loved it.

What The BLEEP Do We Know?

For someone who is currently studying and following the concept of the Laws of Attraction, this fit in perfectly. For anyone who doesn't know what this movie is about, I think I would have a hard time describing it. It's about physics, metaphysics, matter, anti-matter, and what we perceive as reality, and how to create our own reality. Definitely a movie I would recommend, but certainly not for everybody. But if these are things that are of interest to you, you'll love it.

Alive (2002)

Hm. How do I write this review?

This movie is excellent, but yet one of the most painful viewing experiences I've had in a while. Why? Another case of BAD DUBBING. The version of the movie that I obtained gave no other option than to watch it dubbed in English... if that's what you want to call it. The voice actors should be shot. I've heard better acting in porn. It absolutely ruined this eerie movie. Bah. But I would highly recommend this movie if you can find it in its original Japanese.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Let's all say it together... stoooooopid. But I have to say I love Eddie Izzard.

Idiocracy

Mildly entertainingly, though I must admit that I found the premise funnier than anything. The whole idea of the human race becoming progressively dumber to the point of devolution is something I've been saying for years. The devil here is in the details, and pay close attention to the ridiculous surroundings and you'll find a lot more humor.

An Inconvenient Truth

This is a movie that EVERYONE needs to watch, though it is very upsetting. But the truth often is.

The Omen 666

I can't really compare this movie to the original because I barely remember it, though I can say with some certainty that I've seen it. (I was never too impressed by '70's horror.) That being said, I enjoyed this movie. It wasn't great by any means, but entertaining. And that kid is fucking creepy.

I must say (without giving anything away) that I was a bit disappointed with the ending, but maybe that's just me.

Intermission

Due to a random hospital stay, the holidays and my recent trip to SF, I have neglected my poor blog. I'm writing brief thoughts to catch up, then we will resume normal programming...

Hard Candy - go see it NOW! Fucking GREAT!

Cars - Just Ok. Nice animation, but still has the long Disney music montages that I fucking hate.

Lady in the Water - I don't know what everyone's problem is. I liked it, thought the ending was appropriate and thought the whole director cum actor thing wasn't too bad.

Layer Cake - Daniel Craig is hot, in a fugly kinda way.

Idlewild - Eh. 'Twas just okay. Woulda been great if I was a huge Outkast fan.

Superman Returns - I enjoyed it because my expectations were very low. Lois Lane shoulda been recast. Kevin Spacey stole the show. But does anyone else get the feeling that if Clark Kent wasn't Superman he'd be a child molester?

Clerks 2 - Le sigh. I hope Kevin Smith isn't losing his edge. Though some of the scenes were pure genius, just as many scenes went on entire too long to be close to funny. And he really needs to stop casting his wife.

Art School Confidential - Completely not what I was expecting, but a pleasant surprise none the less.

Strangers with Candy - Amy Sedaris needs to be my lesbian life mate.

Da Vinci Code - BO-RING.

Over the Hedge - Could have been funnier. Good for small children though.

Little Miss Sunshine - A "Must Own".

The Devil Wears Prada - Pure fluff.

The Last Kiss - A great movie, just horribly depressing. Great soundtrack.

A Scanner Darkly - Pretty, but boring.

Nacho Libre - Stupid waste of time.

Talladega Nights - Funnier than I thought it would be since I usually don't like Will Ferrell. Praise Baby Jesus.