Silent Hill

The first half... scary as hell. The second half not so much, but still good. Great details like ambient noise and textures match the game exactly. That one scene... you know the one... made my boobies hurt.

Super Size Me

I'm never eating at McDonald's again. And I think I want to marry Morgan Spurlock. And his plucky vegan wife. Rent this movie.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party

Dave Chappelle is adorable and the music was excellent. But it wasn't just a movie I could sit and watch, so I started drawing halfway through. But it was really nice to have on in the background. I want to live in the Broken Angel house... except I'm afraid of heights. And bugs. And rats.

Rumor Has It

First off, before you laugh, I want to say that if you don't know why I rented this movie, you don't read my blog enough.

Secondly, this is movie is so uncomfortably bad, I almost had to turn it off.

V for Vendetta

As many of you can tell, I am a big fan of the comic/graphic novel based movie genre. I've seen a lot of them. Some have been good (Sin City) and some have been bad (Hulk), but I have to say that this one is among the best. From the cinematography that's dark, but not too dark, to the graceful fight scenes, to the overly poetic, political script, this movies hits all the right notes, being careful to not overstep the boundaries into cheesiness.

Ultraviolet

I so wanted to like this movie, despite that it looked like a Resident Evil/Aeon Flux rip-off. And sure enough, that is exactly what it is. Some of the action scenes start off sorta cool, but quickly get boring and most go on too long. The dialog is horrible and the plot has so many holes I eventually had to just turn it off. Even the hotness that is Milla couldn't save this movie.

Yay!

After too much delay, the DVD player has been replaced. Thank God.

Notice

Because my DVD player has gone kaput, my Netflix account has been put on hold and this blog will not be receiving many updates. However, getting it replaced is a top priority, so hopefully, I'll be back up and running soon.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

A fun summer movie... I think it was better than the first. The FX were executed with a masterful touch, and Disney didn't sugarcoat the movie to make appealing to small children. Aside from the two bimbos sitting next to us that were determined to get up every five minutes, I really enjoyed it.

The Ringer

mmm... Katherine Heigl













Wow... I could feel the loss of karma points while watching this movie, but Goddamn if it wasn't funny. I do love me some no-pc humor.

Valley of the Dolls

I know this is supposed to be a kitchsy classic, but I was bored to tears, so I put Underworld: Evolution back in.

Tristan & Isolde

It is exactly what you would expect it to be.

It's All Gone Pete Tong

This movie was classified as a comedy, and though it has its funny moments, its filled with sad and bittersweet moments as well. Frankie Wilde is not always a likeable character, but much like a train wreck, its hard to look away.

The Mockumentary starts with Frankie as an absolute mess. A self indulgent, mindless partier and dj, living the meaning of excess in the Spanish isle of Ibiza. As the movie progresses, Wilde loses his hearing, as well as his mind, and finds redemption in the unlikeliest of places. I got a kick out of a lot of the club scenes because it reminded me of my old club/rave days, but mostly I thought it was a great testament of what the human spirit is capable of in the face of a disability.

Underworld: Evolution

Waaaaaaay cheesier than the first one, with gratuitous sex and gore.

I LOVED IT!

Beat Street

4 a.m. on UPN... that should tell you something.

BUT I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

It is a classic, which is why I stayed up way too late to watch it. It reminds me of the time a certain someone came to visit over New Year's, and we drove from rental place to rental place trying to find this movie. We never did, and rented the Secret of Nimh instead.

Good times, good times.

Prime

Another good romantic movie, but one that was marketed poorly while it was in theaters. The fact that Uma's character is dating her therapist's son really isn't that pivotal to the movie's plot, which really focuses on the relationship between two people with a large age gap between them. Meryl Streep is cute in her performance, but honestly, if she had been completely cut from the film, it could have trucked along without her. And nevermind the ethics question this raises about her character...

Newcomer, Brian Greenberg is adorable as the 23 year old love interest, portraying youth without arrogance, and playing every scene with good spirited naivete. Uma's character, the recently divorced Rafi, finds easy middleground between vulnerability and experience of the worldly 37 years.

I don't want to give away the ending, but if you know anything about my feelings on love stories, you can probably guess how it ends.

As it should.

Apartment 12

Wow! What a fun little independent comedy! And yes, I originally rented it because Mark Ruffalo stars, but I'm really glad I did. Alex's 'breakdown' was hilarious and the movie is very easy to relate to.

The New World

I was a bit surprised by this movie. I was expecting something a little more "Dances with Wolves", but you know, that's okay. Even though this movie is a straight up love story (don't be fooled) it was very good (though not historically accurate in the least). The young actress who was cast as Poco-, I mean Rebecca, is excellent and should have at least gotten a nomination from somebody, but I have a feeling she'll sink back into the obscurity from which she came (but I hope not). Overall, its beautifully shot, a bit slow, and definitely not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.

Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism

See this movie.

No, seriously.

Go now.

X3: The Last Stand

I liked it. Poo on you if you didn't. Nobody is asking you anyhow...

Freaked

A friend recommended this movie... had it not been for him, I probably never would have watched it. And though I didn't find it quite as funny as he does, it is relatively funny, very, very '80's and is probably worth seeing just to see Mr. T in drag. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I still did acid...

Fun With Dick and Jane

Another movie I enjoyed more than I thought I would.

But that might be partially because of the company.

Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were Rabbit

I hate to admit it, but this was my first Wallace and Gromit experience.

Needless to say, I'm now hooked as a fan for life.

The Chronic (WHAT?!) -les of Narnia

I liked it. More than I thought I would actually.

I loved the Narnia books when I read them at, oh, I don't know... I think I was 11 maybe? And when the movie hit theaters, I was surprised to hear all the hubbub about the Christian undertones. But now that I've seen it, I see what I didn't in my pre pubescent years. Yes, C.S. Lewis was a Christian. And yes, that does translate into the books and the movie. But if he hadn't written other religious material, would people read as much into it? My guess is probably not. After all, if you look closer, you also find touches of Norse and Greek mythology as well.

Fuck it. I LOVED this movie. I loved the books. Daughter of Eve... or not.

Junebug

I think my dad needs to see this movie.