The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

And I wanted to pull out my own eyes after watching this movie. It's fucking horrible. Just horrible. And not in a good way.

Thank You For Smoking

Here is a movie that is appalling and hilarious at the same time. The only reason this movie works is because Aaron Eckhart plays the fast talking lobbyist with just enough subtlety that he doesn't turn into a cartoon character. Though some of the moments felt like a pompous inside joke (see the scene about... ironically enough, about the inside joke), most of the scenes are brilliant. I especially like the meetings of the "Merchants of Death" or "Mod Squad", and watch in horror on the body count just piles up. A fine piece of black humor.

Memoirs of a Geisha

I don't know what I was thinking taking so long in seeing this movie. It is unbelievable. Maybe I thought the idea of Ziyi Zhang in an English speaking movie was a little disturbing. Didn't matter... she was just as mesmerising as in anything else she's been in. The cinematography was stunning, the art direction deep and lush, and the story I found to be quite gripping. I almost didn't want to send this movie back to Netflix. :(

The Notorious Bettie Page

I am a fan of Bettie Page. I have been for a very long time. Before her image was put on throw pillows at Hot Topic. I knew from the very moment I heard this movie was being made... I'd either love it or hate it.





But thankfully, they pulled it off.

I read the book on which the movie is based, and it follows it well, giving it an authentic '50's feel. Gretchen Mol portrays the eerily resilient pin-up through her life of turmoil and triumph, and executes Bettie's poses with such accuracy its almost spooky. I read a review that said they had wished the movie followed Bettie into her later years, but I disagree. They are certainly not pretty, and would should embrace the icon that was left behind.

New and Improved

As you can tell, this fine blog now contains pictures and graphics for your continued viewing pleasure. You're welcome.

The Future of Food

I stumbled across this movie one night on Netflix. I'm a big fan of documentaries, and it sounded interesting, so I thought I would give it a go. The editing is a little choppy, but the information therein is very disturbing and not anything you would expect. I've always known I wasn't a fan of genetically modified food, but this shows you just how large of a problem it really is. The financial, ecological, agricultural, nutritional costs are all massive. I highly recommend this movie. It'll make you think about everything you've ever eaten in your life... it's absolutely jaw dropping.

Something New

Here we have a movie that closely inspects romantic relationships between white people and black people. It's not trite, it's not ridiculous, it's not unrealistic or cliche. It is very well done. It explores the fact that even though someone might not be prejudice, they still might have questions or curiosity about someone from another race. Of course, it's a touchy subject. But not talking about race just leads to more questions and more curiosity. This movie also touches on equally touchy subjects such as dealing with family, class and the battle of the sexes. But all is done with class and sensitivity. I would recommend this movie to just about anyone.

Jimmy and Judy

Jimmy and Judy Official Website

Jimmy and Judy on IMDB

Cast & Crew:
Edward Furlong, William Sadler, Rachel Bella, Chaney Kley, directed by Randall Rubin, Jon Schroder

Synopsis:
The ultimate teenage outcast road movie, Jimmy and Judy charts the path of a pair of outsiders who fall in love and out of control as they travel across an American landscape dotted with hypocrisy, materialism, drugs and violence. Written and directed by Randall K. Rubin and Jon Schroder, Jimmy and Judy offers a fresh take on classic adolescent themes such as rebellion, love, and anger.

I went to the premiere last night, and I must say this movie is truly excellent. And I'm not just saying that because I'm biased. Jimmy and Judy falls into the gritty, ugly, tragic indie genre that I love (see: Niagara, Niagara, Twin Falls Idaho) following a young couple that you know are doomed from movie poster. The movie is very real... sometimes funny, sometimes shocking, but ultimately very sad. Some of the most intense scenes use the effective tactic of showing very little, while during other scenes you feel a bit assaulted by the imagery. A very intense and slightly chubby Edward Furlong plays the title character of Jimmy well, alternating between a hurt, lost young man and troubled delinquent let down by his parents and society. It's almost painful to watch as he manipulates the naive Judy (Rachel Bella)and turns her into the same kind of broken human being. William Sadler is excellent as the legendary Uncle Rodney and practically steals the movie with his meth infused soliloquy mid-film. This movie shows the kind of love that will change your life forever, if you could only survive it. Well done.

Go see this movie! Tell your friends to see this movie! If you city was not selected call your local theater!

Lucky Number Slevin

Dude, where did they get that fucking wallpaper?

Anyhoo...

I thought this gritty film noir was either trying to pay homage (or possible poke fun) at movies like The Usual Suspects, taking every moment of celluloid as an opportunity to add another twist to the plot. However, it stays grounded with quirky characters and witty, though sometimes exhausting, dialog. Lucy Liu, who ranges from "kicks ass" to "sucks ass" in my book, offers up a very likeable counterpart to Josh Harnett's Slevin, a seemingly nice joe with horrible luck. A bevy of other A-listers pop up throughout the film, and all do an excellent job of not taking themselves, nor the movie, too seriously. Add into that fresh cinematography and art direction and you have yourself an enjoyable little thriller.

Instant Justice

Starring Tawny Kitaen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Running Scared

Who woulda thunk that I could love a Paul Walker movie so much. This is up there with the best of stylized violence: Tarantino, Korean thrillers, Boondock Saints... fucking love it!

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Jesus is magic is magic. Make sure you recommend it to your mother.

Silent Hill

The first half... scary as hell. The second half not so much, but still good. Great details like ambient noise and textures match the game exactly. That one scene... you know the one... made my boobies hurt.

Super Size Me

I'm never eating at McDonald's again. And I think I want to marry Morgan Spurlock. And his plucky vegan wife. Rent this movie.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party

Dave Chappelle is adorable and the music was excellent. But it wasn't just a movie I could sit and watch, so I started drawing halfway through. But it was really nice to have on in the background. I want to live in the Broken Angel house... except I'm afraid of heights. And bugs. And rats.

Rumor Has It

First off, before you laugh, I want to say that if you don't know why I rented this movie, you don't read my blog enough.

Secondly, this is movie is so uncomfortably bad, I almost had to turn it off.

V for Vendetta

As many of you can tell, I am a big fan of the comic/graphic novel based movie genre. I've seen a lot of them. Some have been good (Sin City) and some have been bad (Hulk), but I have to say that this one is among the best. From the cinematography that's dark, but not too dark, to the graceful fight scenes, to the overly poetic, political script, this movies hits all the right notes, being careful to not overstep the boundaries into cheesiness.

Ultraviolet

I so wanted to like this movie, despite that it looked like a Resident Evil/Aeon Flux rip-off. And sure enough, that is exactly what it is. Some of the action scenes start off sorta cool, but quickly get boring and most go on too long. The dialog is horrible and the plot has so many holes I eventually had to just turn it off. Even the hotness that is Milla couldn't save this movie.

Yay!

After too much delay, the DVD player has been replaced. Thank God.

Notice

Because my DVD player has gone kaput, my Netflix account has been put on hold and this blog will not be receiving many updates. However, getting it replaced is a top priority, so hopefully, I'll be back up and running soon.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

A fun summer movie... I think it was better than the first. The FX were executed with a masterful touch, and Disney didn't sugarcoat the movie to make appealing to small children. Aside from the two bimbos sitting next to us that were determined to get up every five minutes, I really enjoyed it.

The Ringer

mmm... Katherine Heigl













Wow... I could feel the loss of karma points while watching this movie, but Goddamn if it wasn't funny. I do love me some no-pc humor.

Valley of the Dolls

I know this is supposed to be a kitchsy classic, but I was bored to tears, so I put Underworld: Evolution back in.

Tristan & Isolde

It is exactly what you would expect it to be.

It's All Gone Pete Tong

This movie was classified as a comedy, and though it has its funny moments, its filled with sad and bittersweet moments as well. Frankie Wilde is not always a likeable character, but much like a train wreck, its hard to look away.

The Mockumentary starts with Frankie as an absolute mess. A self indulgent, mindless partier and dj, living the meaning of excess in the Spanish isle of Ibiza. As the movie progresses, Wilde loses his hearing, as well as his mind, and finds redemption in the unlikeliest of places. I got a kick out of a lot of the club scenes because it reminded me of my old club/rave days, but mostly I thought it was a great testament of what the human spirit is capable of in the face of a disability.